Made-Up Words - Part II

Here's another five words for you to enjoy:

Plodsnosher - An offensive term a person says to another person who has tripped them, or has caused that person to stumble in some way, shape, or form.

Clariscathe - An ability to present one's opinions without any biased views or principles.

Rit, Ritting - Jotting down notes from a textbook or another source of reference.

Baddalooshie - Meaning of unknown origin and possessor of unique traits/skills.

Neglositon - The opposite of phlogiston. (Phogliston is believed to be truth in a visible form.)

Those are all the words for today! Also, special thanks to Squeaks for thisthis post! Until I have another salleradious!

The Knight Escapades

The following tale is a summary of the three knights who would often find themselves in rather hilarious situations. I shall relay their tales in chapters over the flow of time, or simply when an adventure pops into this narrator's head. Before we go into details of the story, we will first discover the main characters. They are as follows:

Sir Bueford Tallow - The First Knight of the Kingdom of an Untitled Place, he commands and strategizes all types of warfare tactics. They are usually plans one would never think of, yet turn out to be surprisingly effective. One of his previous plans led him and his two compatriots to hide in a pile of dragon feces in order to infiltrate an enemy nation. The leaders quickly surrendered due to the overwhelming stench.

Sir Thomas Banebucket - A knight who brandishes the famed Baddalooshkie Staff, an implement that allows him to attack a foe. Yes, his weapon is just like any other quarterstaff, but some say this fabled staff holds a mysterious power. It has not revealed itself to Thomas. He, himself, is the healer and bard of the group, taught by the famed Drake Spindlepig himself. Thomas enjoys climbing trees as a pasttime.

Sir Drempus Puddlesnuff - The famed West Rider, Drempus possesses expert knowledge of stallions and horses, war machines of all kinds, and knows the angles of artillery and rate of projection like the back of his hand. Unfortunately, he can't operate these machines and war beasts to save his life. He almost had his life cut short due to pulling a support beam off a catapult by mistake. Although he's pretty handy with a sword and shield...given that he knows which is which.

Those are the three characters! Hopefully, you are all intrigued by this exciting, and somewhat confusing, turn of events. I shall not waste time in thinking of satirical whimsies to whet your adventurous appetites! Until the next update!