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Random Words - Part I

OK, you all ready for this? I've come up with five new worda for you to add to your lexicon! Here they are:

Gobsmokkle - To ingest food or other types of sustanence at an incredibly fast, yet incredibly noisy, rate.

Pedipple - something that is edible, but has problems going through the digestive system.

Salleradious - An acknowledgement of sudden insight. See also "epiphany."

Cenueraughtscapi - A mythical beast that bears resemblance to a Silf. More on this later.

Queron - A query in the form of a debate.

Memorize, people!

First Blog Introduction

Well, today is the day I started a blog. My first one, to be exact, so bear with me as I try to learn all the fundamentals about Blogger.

My blog is pretty much a place where I write stories over the duration of a month or so. Some I plan on doing involve pirates, cowboys, and other Kinds of action atories. On some days, you might find a list of words that sounds like nonsense. These are words that I have made up, and I will also try listing definitions for them as well. For example, here's a word I made up just the other day:

Bedostlinath - An exclamation used to express joy or happiness.

So, now that you know what kind of plans I have for this blog, I hope you continue to check up on it every now and then. Thank you for reading. Bedostlinath!